i want that salmon fish

ask

amtrax:

I gotta know what this vine was originally gonna be about.

phoneus:

gurosuggestion:

I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

cutthroat kitchen
alton brown: alright chefs, the first item up for auction is...
(a single syringe appears in the dumbwaiter)
alton brown: the antidote

medicine:

date a girl who’s… a phucken… dumbass. date a girl who don’t kno her times tables.

mr–roboto:

“Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I wouldn’t have to walk around with the knowledge there was someone like you out there.” — Good Will Hunting (1997)

barbieprivilege:

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

kingofdongstyle:

offscreendeath:

weloveshortvideos:

Wait for it…

athletic